Author: Chris Wenham
Summary: A call to an outsourced and offshored computer technical support center ends in a trek up a punishing mountain in search of infinite wisdom.
Date: 2004-02-25
Author: Chris Wenham
Summary: Just another typical political discussion: you start with confusion, plough through tons of contradictory jargon and theory, then wind up exactly where you started and still no wiser.
Date: 2003-1-7
Author: Chris Wenham
Summary: A time traveller leaps exactly 100 years into the future, and discovers that it's a bad idea to bet against technology.
Date: 2002-10-8
Author: David-Matthew Barnes
Summary: Don''t even think about walking down that hallway until your entire look is coordinated: clothes, accessories, attitude, and of course: accomplices. A guest-piece from David-Matthew Barnes.
Date: 2002-10-1
Author: Chris Wenham
Summary: Attention Investors: Young electronic publication makes good on promise to expand product line and explore alternate revenue streams.
Date: 2001-11-6
Author: Chris Wenham
Summary: The NASDAQ is littered with the corpses of pansy-ass wimps who couldn't get it up when it came to business. The men had no balls, the women had no tits. What's wrong with you people? Didn't you learn anything? There are only 7 lessons, honey, and none of 'em are pretty.
Date: 2001-7-31
Author: Chris Wenham
Summary: Tired of those so-so cashier and clerical jobs? Looking for employment that's a bit more trendy? Want to stand out among all your McFriends? Well then we've got a job for you.
Date: 2001-7-24
Author: Chris Wenham
Summary: So one day this ordinary man is walking down the road when he bumps into God, who's hurting for a good conversation. Turns out that God is just this guy, y'know?
Date: 2001-5-22
Author: Chris Wenham
Summary: All you really need to know to make a perfect cup of coffee is a basic understanding of cheminstry and physics. And if I catch you mucking about with that instant crap, I'll break your neck.
Date: 2001-3-6
Author: Chris Wenham
Summary: Bend your mental acumen with the questions that will drive you mad.
Date: 2001-1-30
Author: Chris Wenham
Summary: Examples of stupidity according to a Technical Support representative.
Date: 2000-12-12
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