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Formula for success

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Four social scientists nurse their pet success theories, then get into a bar fight. A tale of human success stories and the formulas we've invented to explain them.

Date: 2003-6-17

There ain't nothin' on TV

Author: Erik Benson

Summary: Are we more objective creatures than we seem? Erik Benson suggests that subjective thoughts are nothing more than stale objective thoughts that we didn't want to re-think. A guest essay.

Date: 2003-4-29

Thinking in reverse

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: The night the universe conspired against me, or how to get from the worm to the cheeseburger without solving the order of the chicken-and-the-egg first.

Date: 2003-4-8

* Early prototype, expect instability

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: What makes smart people be so stupid? Could it be that intelligence is still a work-in-process?

Date: 2003-3-11

Unfinished business

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: 2002 is over but there's important business we've left dangling that should've been wrapped up by now.

Date: 2002-12-29

When you ride alone

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Travelling to and from home on Thanksgiving, thinking about the rise of the automobile, the accidental pleasures of mass transit, oil dependence, and the premise of Bill Maher's new book.

Date: 2002-12-03

Play money

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Africa is a basket case and the donors are rolling in the aid, but the guys in charge over there are more interested in spending donor money on private jets and country clubs than solving starvation issues. A suggestion for motivating a bit of change.

Date: 2002-11-19

By accident in Pinelawn

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: The accidental discovery of "Harry"--someone born on a key date in the era of the civil rights movement--and the other coincidence he connected.

Date: 2002-9-10

It just needs to catch on

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Say, California seems indestructible enough, surviving floods and earthquakes and botched deregulation, how about we stick it with a dumb IT policy as well--like mandating open-source software? It can't hurt 'em, and we'll get to see what happens.

Date: 2002-8-27

Thesis, antithesis, synthesis

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Debate is at the heart of our culture and legal system, and the Internet offers some benefits that boost the power of debate like gasoline on a fire.

Date: 2002-8-13

Serendipity is a bastard

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: One night the author sits down for a Tarot card reading, and the next he's on a roller coaster ride through astronomical and theoretical physics, cellular automata, computer science, chaos theory, and the way humans can seem to find meaning in anything.

Date: 2002-7-30

So bill me!

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Disenchanted revisits the issue of copyrights and patents, this time taking inspiration from a bottle of water found on a pillow. Might IP laws change to concede the right to copy?

Date: 2002-7-23

The spiritualist

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: It's the end of the world and there's only two people left alive, an atheist and a Christian. With the apocolypse in full swing, it's one hell of a time to start making apologies.

Date: 2002-7-2

Forces of Nature

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: The giants of retail crush the little guys with little more than a reflex. America's corporate Grand Masters are like forces of nature, causing pipsqueeks in their path to die from the sum of their own mistakes.

Date: 2002-5-21

Crosshairs and pigeonholes

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Making someone a target is like a litmus test, revealing who has a strong self-identity, and who's ready to fall apart at the seams

Date: 2002-4-9

The future isn't here, yet

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: The Kyoto protocol wants too much and too fast. It's an embodiment of chronocentrism at its worst: disparage the past, and distrust the future.

Date: 2002-3-26

Shoot the messenger

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Most journalists pretend to have no bias, and claim to present their stories evenhandedly. But impartiality doesn't seem to be a reliable human trait. Shooting a few messengers might straighten them up.

Date: 2002-3-19

The Unabomber Antifesto

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Although tainted by a murderous campaign, the Unabomber''s Manifesto is remarkably well written and sobering. It''s just got a few crucial things wrong with it.

Date: 2002-3-12

The Connoisseur

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: While one man was busy cultivating a selective and refined taste for all things rare and exclusive, another was wallowing in mass-produced, Top-40 culture. Which one was the connoisseur?

Date: 2002-2-26

Suspension of disbelief

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Why are hack-job Science Fiction movie adaptations just as entertaining as the book, and why do faithfull book-to-screen reproductions always seem so dull?

Date: 2002-2-19

Fear's just bad for business

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Chernobyl's design was significantly different from Three Mile Island, not because their engineers weren't smart, but because the old Soviet ethic dismissed fear's impact on productivity.

Date: 2001-12-18

Billy Bumfuck and the Media Tycoon

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Would signing a contract and carrying a few pages of ads compromise your integrity as a writer, or does the added liability (and bigger budget) make you a better source of information than your independent cousins?

Date: 2001-12-4

Bikini revolution

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Is the flood of western culture a threat to Muslim fundamentalists because it's the seed which might spark a revolution? And how does swimwear factor into peasant revolt, anyway?

Date: 2001-11-27

Undoing Creation

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: The modern leader's guide to dashing hopes against the rocks, running a country into the ground, and cursing opportunity. Or: How I learned to take inspiration from Thabo Mbeki and love incompetence.

Date: 2001-11-20

The Philanthropist

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: You don't need to empty pocket change into every collection tin they wave under your nose. In fact, next time, just say no.

Date: 2001-10-23

Vulture's breakfast

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: A couple of airline bankruptcies would make a nice meal for the vulture capitalists and clean up a flagging industry that can't properly serve its customers. However, that's impossible so long as the cobwebs of Government regulation and a foolish $15 billion rescue package keep propping the current system up on crutches.

Date: 2001-10-9

Between the seat and the dinner tray

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Thank you for flying Disenchanted Airways. In case of an emergency, anti-terrorist devices have been installed between your seat and the dinner tray.

Date: 2001-10-2

A great morning to be retired

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: What a great way to wake up, huh? 9am and all the phone lines are down. Jeez Louise...

Date: 2001-9-11

On yer bike

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: One less car, one more casualty of a motorized world. One cyclist talks about getting in the nylon saddle, missing death by inches, and the smell of diesel fumes.

Date: 2001-9-4

Grubby mits on Steamboat Willie

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Some day, lad, all this will be yours. Copyrights only protect work for a limited time, and then they expire - sending literature, art, music, ideas, and more into the public domain. Just what makes you think you deserve all that, anyway?

Date: 2001-8-28

Morons, but just for a minute

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Resistance to scandalous ideas, especially when they advocate new freedoms, tend to use slippery-slope arguments that assume the general public are a bunch of easily suggestible morons who need to be protected from themselves. Not so.

Date: 2001-8-14

When weirdos get together

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: The kind of shenanigans a buncha weirdos get up to when they converge on a hotel for the weekend could make your eyes bleed. Or warm the cockles of your heart.

Date: 2001-8-7

The salesman broke your answering machine

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: How unwanted solicitations have driven us to spoil our own luxuries, and how a comparison with air pollution may guide steps to deal with it.

Date: 2001-7-17

Buy one, get the business free

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: THIS IS YOUR BEST OPPORTUNITY!!! Get in on the ground floor with work-at-home, it's like having your own business - only you never reap any of the profits!

Date: 2001-7-10

The Ad-Man made you feel sorry for your washing machine

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Not selling enough string? Washing powder? Just draw a happy face on it! Anthropomorphism makes everything seem more human.

Date: 2001-6-26

Rebel without a Sweater

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Slap on those GAP clothes and... damn... does that Ikea couch look good in your living room, or what? We know you have better things to do than worry about which clothes or hang-outs are going to get you labled as a conformist. Time to hit Pier 1 Imports and stop paying attention to elitist bores.

Date: 2001-6-5

Tune in, Turn on, Dropout

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: John Taylor Gatto paints a grim picture of the public school system, comparing it to nothing less than mass mind control. What, exactly, is the hidden purpose of our schools?

Date: 2001-5-29

Ubiquitous transparency

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: You used to take privacy for granted, but now you can't. Just by being alive you give someone an economic and political reason for spying and collecting data on you. But could only way to deal with losing privacy be to give it up voluntarily?

Date: 2001-5-15

Feedback heroin

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Would you come over here and say that? The best feedback you can get from your work is the kind that makes you wish you'd never done it. After all, a pat-on-the-back doesn't even scratch an itch there.

Date: 2001-5-1

You'll get used to it, kid

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Advertising targets kids heavily to get them hooked young, but it's also meant to give them a point of reference more media-saturated than their parents had. The reason? We poor, pathetic, human consumers don't know how bad it is until it gets worse.

Date: 2001-4-24

Power On Self Test

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: You should ask yourself these questions every morning, so that by the time you get to work you'll know why you even woke up in the first place.

Date: 2001-3-27

The Epic of the Ordinary

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Trying too hard to be interesting or exciting just turns you into a pretentious phony. The people with the most exciting lives are probably not movie stars, but the kind of folk who eat as many Kraft dinners as you do.

Date: 2001-3-20

Beware The Brand Zealot

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: That guy who spends too much of his time telling you why ''Macintosh Rules, Windoze Sucks'' is not your friend. Find out if you or someone you know is a Brand Zealot, and what to do about it.

Date: 2001-2-27

You Can't Blow Up The Earth

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Nuclear war isn't going to happen, so don't waste money on bomb shelters and canned food anymore. A simple theory explains why.

Date: 2001-2-20

Kiss Frustration Goodbye

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Stressed? Burnt-out? Frustrated? Try booze. The definitive guide to avoiding frustration by ignoring the problem and having a beer.

Date: 2001-2-13

Challenge & Response

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Or: How To Save The World with money, not love. An anti-thesis to the neo-hippy movement's idea that you can save a tree by waving a pamphlet in someone's face.

Date: 2001-2-6

Playmate of the Moth

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Revealing the true motives behind the anti-pornography brigade.

Date: 2001-1-16

All Pissed Off and Nowhere to Go

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: Defending every human's right to think something sucks without having to justify it.

Date: 2001-1-9

Broken Ethic, Working system

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: A woman fails to understand what she's passed up because she's too busy trying to be entitiled to something.

Date: 2001-1-2

The Asshole's Manifesto

Author: Chris Wenham

Summary: The critical and indispensible member of society who helps you find your place in life.

Date: 2000-12-26

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